In an attempt to be a unique and special person like everybody else, I am using a flesh tone color scheme. While its aesthetic quality is arguable, it is memorable, and much better than my previous color schemes.

Hi. I'm Woody Thrower, and that's my armpit up there -- or it was in 1994. Recent acquaintances often ask me, "Who is the guy on your web page with the sexy armpit?" (Did you catch how I cleverly implied that I meet new people who will talk to me?) If you want to know what I look like now, whip out a dry-erase marker and draw a beard and longer hair on the image (not in the armpit).

If you lack imagination, motivation, artistic talent, or a dry-erase marker, you can just visit my photography page or check out the scary Woody collage that teckle whipped up in PhotoShop.

[2001 Commentary: Apparently sometime during the life of this page, I decided I didn't like this short parody of my home page and removed all links to it (although I left the HTML). I guess this is the uncut version of the 1998 page.]

Woody's Pages

These are pages I have created for various reasons (mostly to make myself seem more important or better informed than I really am). For ease of navigation, these links also appear on the left of each page, near the top.

Art Gallery - Some of my artwork. Mostly drawings, with an occasional aluminum can sculpture or face-scan thrown in.

Photography - Photographs of cool scenery, me, my family, and other things.

Programming - Eye candy and other software I wrote a few years ago. Maybe someday I will reincarnate some of these programs as Windows screen savers.

Technical - My efforts to spread accurate technical information.

Offspring - This is my daughter's home page. It contains some profound quotes, original artwork, and a photo of her. Most people like this page more than my others, so I recommend paying it a visit.

Rants - This is where make myself look like an obnoxious malcontent by complaining about the way things are. While I have written some rants I think some people will find amusing, this is largely a therapeutic endeavor. Read at your own risk. This page may induce boredom.

3D - Pull out a pair of red/blue 3D glasses and trick your brain into seeing depth where there is none (I'll let you make your own analogies).

Reviews - Some of my friends are willing to publicly admit that they know me. You can use this to blackmail them later. I know I will. The Reviews page contains their comments on me. I have returned the favor, and provide links to their home pages where possible.

Home - This is the page you're viewing now. This is an introduction and starting point for viewing my other pages.