(Self Portrait)

This is my daughter's page. We started it in 1995, when she was three. These quotes are roughly in order, the most recent being at the top.

• Don't worry about you guys. I'm the one that stinks.
• My brain is as big as a hamster. No wait. It's as big as a huge elephant.
• Cup and cup doesn't rhyme. It's just the same word.
• How old was I when I was born?
• Do potato bugs come from potatoes?
• Tomorrow... you know what I'm gonna say? I'm gonna say, "Why do you have a snake on your head?"
• I'm a just hamburger helper!
• I can run as fast as a princess can up to a prince.
• I think it would be disgusting to eat something like a live buffalo.
• I smell like a fumous movie star.
• Mom, when I was in your tummy, did I swim down your leg and swing on your bones?
• That's sillier than a casserole!
• I got a baby in my nose.
• Mom! My pretend friend called me a butthead!
• When we drive fast, my pants feel funny.
• I've got a puppy inside me, and it ate all my bones.
• I'm a good girl with a frog on top.
• We have to go to the doctor. My arm is broke 'cuz I ate too much juice!
• The dinosaurs aren't all dead. I saw a rhinosaurus at the zoo!
• Mom! It's ninety-nine! Where's dad?
• You have to go to your room for five months!
• My life died because my heart broke.
• There's something in my butt. Maybe it's a cantaloupe.