Welcome to my impersonal home page, complete with old paper color scheme. I am Woody Thrower, but that is not my armpit at the top of the page -- it has never been mine. People never ask me (note how I cleverly imply nothing in particular), "Who is the guy on your web page with the bald armpit?" But just in case someone is wondering, it's Marilyn Manson. If you want to know what I look like, locate a dry erase marker and visit my real home page, or just visit my photography page.

Now that you know what some other guy's armpit looks like (a detail too often mentioned in introductions), you can really browse the rest of my pages without fear of the unknown. Just follow the links on the left side of the page.