Woody Thrower

One might ask, "What is a Woody Thrower, and why is there a web page about it?" If you're wondering those things, you've come to the right place.

What a Woody Thrower is...

Woody Thrower might be a descriptive name for a lumber launching device. It could be an obscure way of asking the question, "would he throw her?" There's even the possibility that a Woody Thrower is a miraculous new marital aid, or slang for Viagra.

Woody Thrower can mean many things—one of which is me. Woody Thrower isn't quite the legal name my parents put on my birth certificate, but it's close enough. My real first name is Woodrow, but I've always gone by Woody, so I feel justified in saying I am Woody Thrower.

Why there is a Woody Thrower web page...

There's a Woody Thrower web page just in case someone wants answers to some of the inevitable questions that arise upon learning of another person.

If you're interested in me (thanks for caring!), here are some links to get you started:

Contact

If you want to contact me, you can comment on my weblog. For email, try woody at snark dot com and do your best to not look like a spammer.
Copyright © 2008 Woody Thrower <woody at snark dot com>