The Official Home Page of Them
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People often talk about what They should do, or are ask why They don't do certain things. "They should build a time machine," or "Why don't They figure out how to transfer knowledge telepathically?" Until recently, They have been relatively difficult to contact (although some people always seem to know what They say). Thanks to the power (and stuff) of the Internet, you can e-mail Them at [email protected]. Now you have the chance to tell Them everything and find out for yourself what They say.

They select questions and suggestions from Their e-mail (seemingly at random), and answer them on this page in the Questions and Suggestions for Them section. After a random period of time, answers are moved to Their Archive.

When They get sick of hearing them, frequently asked questions will be added to Their FAQ, so you can benefit from the knowledge that They are most often asked to share.

Questions and Suggestions for Them

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Their Archive | Their FAQ

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